Your Mom ..

[Barry]

I just heard the greatest "Your Mom" joke of the year .. so far ..   *hahaha


Yo' momma so ugly, she went to see Cloverfield and everyone thought it was 3D.


..had to share ...
 


if ya gots.. post'em up...  *yay

[Barry]

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Your momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet.

Your momma's like a toilet, she's so full of shit.

Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw

Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.

Your momma's like a buffet, $3.00 and it's all you can eat!

Your momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.

Your momma's like a light switch even a 4 Year old can turn her on.

Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks their meat in her

Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day

Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow

Your momma's like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack!

Your momma's like a merry go round everyone gets a spin!

Your momma's like a bus everyone gets a ride!

Your momma's like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.


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source: The Jokeyard

[B.SkiLLs]

do you use / have yahoo widgets engine or yahoo widgets ??

i have a reason for asking this........

[Barry]

do you use / have yahoo widgets engine or yahoo widgets ??

i have a reason for asking this........

nopa  

[B.SkiLLs]

do you use / have yahoo widgets engine or yahoo widgets ??

i have a reason for asking this........

nopa  *smokin

here go get it, ythere some good widgets on there plus some cool my momma ones.. i send in just a sec, let me upload them.. brb

[B.SkiLLs]

Download program

video to explain how they work click link

you momma jokes --->> download click this

[B.SkiLLs]

i would of uploaded it myself but i was lazy

plus that way you see how it works..

there pretty dam sweet bbro, i use a lot of the different one every damn day. if you way some of the best coolest ones let me know an i will upload a package for you to have and install for about 15 of the top ones so you dont have to search for them

[Barry]

cool. man.. I'm fading a way in a moment...  I'll do that in morning.. thx B  -   *thumbsup

[B.SkiLLs]

cool. man.. I'm fading a way in a moment...  I'll do that in morning.. thx B  -   *thumbsup

 

let me know if you want some real ones i already have, i will upload them and send them.. other than that there are like 5000 of them on the yahoo widget site itself. (alot suck tho) but they do have so,me real cools to

[Barry]

cool. man.. I'm fading a way in a moment...  I'll do that in morning.. thx B  -   *thumbsup

 

let me know if you want some real ones i already have, i will upload them and send them.. other than that there are like 5000 of them on the yahoo widget site itself. (alot suck tho) but they do have so,me real cools to

yeah.. I know there's an endless amount of shit to be had and not to be..  *smokin

[Barry]

I'm just too fuq'n delirious and lazy to click right now..  *wacky

[B.SkiLLs]

i have some real cool one and help ful ones like weather, javascript editers, php editers, dest top note pade, like staicky notes, bad ass music players, text counts/ code amount counters,  unzipers / zip file extractors and extracts etc etc.. sum er real call ones, free text message ones cool clocks and calenders etc etc etc
 
ya'll want them let, me know i will up load them real fast ans end them in i already do not have them unloaded which i think i do. but let me know ok..

only take me a fe sec's to do it

[mikethedj4]

Your momma's so fat I stuck two quarters in her belly button and a Snickers fell out her ass.

Updated, cause spelling errors

[Barry]

Your mommas so fat I stuck 2 quarters in her belly button and a Snickers fell out her ass.

 *bravo

[mikethedj4]

thanks